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  1. The Simple Life is Still the Best

From the album Pretty Good Therapy

I <3 Walmart

Lyrics

I crapped in walmart yesterday
I hollered "clean up on aisle four!"
I wasn't tryin" to make em pay
I justdidntneed that rap no more.
I'm gettin' tired, I need some rest
The simple life is still the best

I planted corn in my backyard
Based on a simple tip I'd heard
They said plantin' seeds, it ain't that hard
And that corn looked pretty good in my walmart turd
I put my farmin' skills to the test
The simple life is still the best

]If you ain't in the top one percent
Is there still a way you can be blessed
My advice to you my friend
The simple life is still the best

There ain't no trees left in this town
There ain't no grass there ain't no flowers
The blades of progress mowed em down
We just sit and stake at a screen for hours and hours
Sometimes I get so dammed depressed
The simple life is still the best

If you ain't in the top one percent
Is there still a way you can be blessed
My advice to you my friend
The simple life is still the best

I guess that I should shower and get dressed
(and head on down to Walmart)
The simple life is still the best

I still eat at McDonalds sometimes, I must confess
The simple life is still the best

[Dialogr]
I don't understand, you say you don't like walmart but you still shop there

What is it that you don't understand about the word simple. Its convenient.

Yeah, well what about those self checkout stands?

Yeah, I hate those.i don't mind shoppin' at walmart, but I don't wanna work there!

If you grew your own corn, why do ya even go there?

I grew my own corn, but I ain't gonna churn the butter!